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September 11 · Football
What was your high school mascot? Did someone wear the costume? Was it an honor or not?
Yesterday · Football
Your local city or college just got a new team. What's the team's name, and make up at least a title for the fight song, but lyrics would be even better.
The New York Pedestrians. The fight song would include multiple references to jaywalking, in front of cops, cabs, and buses.
by Style Girlfriend · View
The Philly Burbs. The fight song is called "From just outside Philly, like an hour, unless there's traffic, and there's always traffic."
by mike · View
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