September 17 · Cereal

Pick a cereal without a cartoon mascot and create one, with a catchphrase.

• Gotta be Crispix. It would be an older, kindly librarian who nicely hushes you as you chomp into a bowl of Crispix in the stacks (why did you bring cereal to the library? who knows? she certainly doesn't condone such a loud study snack, but she's also just happy you're there, and not out getting into trouble somewhere. her catchphrase would be "Enjoy but shhhh!"

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