September 17 · Cereal

Pick a cereal without a cartoon mascot and create one, with a catchphrase.

• Gotta be Crispix. It would be an older, kindly librarian who nicely hushes you as you chomp into a bowl of Crispix in the stacks (why did you bring cereal to the library? who knows? she certainly doesn't condone such a loud study snack, but she's also just happy you're there, and not out getting into trouble somewhere. her catchphrase would be "Enjoy but shhhh!"

  Style Girlfriend · 3d ago

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• Grape Nuts. Mascot is a cartoon racecar. Because just as Grape Nuts has nothing to do with grapes or nuts, the mascot also makes a absolutely no sense, and that's the point.

  Dave · 3d ago

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• Reese's Puffs. Countess Peatuna of Butteria combined the peanut butter of her homeland with the chocolate from her husband Count Chocula to create this delicacy.

  mike · 3d ago

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