Dave

Quips

• You have had to walk the plank into a bowl of cereal. What pieces are you hoping to grab onto to survive?

  Shredded wheat..bonus points for the OG giant biscuits. Those bad boys are like a whole desert island! You could be a cereal Tom Hanks castaway.

  Dave · 1mo ago

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• Pick a cereal without a cartoon mascot and create one, with a catchphrase.

  Grape Nuts. Mascot is a cartoon racecar. Because just as Grape Nuts has nothing to do with grapes or nuts, the mascot also makes a absolutely no sense, and that's the point.

  Dave · 1mo ago

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• So you can prove it at the end of the year, say now who will win the Super Bowl.

  It's Josh Allen's year. Going with Buffalo.

  Dave · 1mo ago

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